Funny quotes silence

33 Funny silence quotes

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Alexa, mute my children.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025