41 Funny silence quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

  Commentary:
  "When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃‍♀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

  Commentary:
  "When you're so out of news, even the dust bunnies are giving you the cold shoulder! 🐇📞🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

  Commentary:
  "When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

  Commentary:
  "Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my new privacy policy only shares memes and bad jokes 😂🔒 #KeepingItPrivate"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

  Commentary:
  "When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to the silent daters, gracefully keeping it low-key on social media like undercover love agents! 🕵️‍♀️🤫 And here's to you – may God bless you with an upgrade in the man department as a special bonus! 🎁😉 #StealthModeDating"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

  Commentary:
  "Silence is golden 🤫, but duct tape is silver! ✨ When words fail, duct tape prevails – the unsung hero of solving all life's little problems. Just remember, everything is fixable with a roll of duct tape! 🎉"

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