80 Funny silence quotes

• Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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  30 minutes ago

  ability, car, car ride, hours, never, patience, quiet, ride, silence, speak, stare, staring, underestimate, window

• I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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  11 hours ago

  communication, even, humor, husband, i, knows, misunderstanding, relationship, silence, speaking, think

• Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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  11 hours ago

  anyone, anything, better, communication, feelings, feels, interaction, introversion, mood, quiet, silence, social, social interaction, solitude, sometimes, talk, talking

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  18 hours ago

  acceptable, angry, ball, choose, everyone, fast, fast internet, gone, hot, humor, i, internet, night, nocturnal, norms, quiet, shut, silence, sky, social, social norms, socially, sun, understand, why

• I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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  20 hours ago

  book, desire, humor, i, intimacy, just, me, read, reading, relationship, silence, someone, sometimes, things, want

• Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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  24 hours ago

  cosmos, mystery, nobody, question, questioning, quietness, silence, space, why

• I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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  1 day ago

  awkward, awkward silence, care, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, introvert, silence, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk

• Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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  1 day ago

  behavior, cult, humor, introvert, making, only, side eye, silence, sit, social, social behavior, suspicion

• Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

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  6 days ago

  boyfriend, communication, cool, days, enjoy, humor, i, introvert, relationship, silence, sound, talking, time, unfortunately

• Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

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  7 days ago

  awkward, awkward silence, breaker, Funny, humor, icebreaker, silence, skills, social, social skills, want, world

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