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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

1 month ago

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

1 month ago

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

1 month ago

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

1 month ago

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

2 months ago

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

3 months ago

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

3 months ago

Alexa, mute my children.

3 months ago

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

3 months ago

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

3 months ago

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

3 months ago

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

3 months ago

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

3 months ago

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

3 months ago

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

3 months ago

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

3 months ago

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

3 months ago

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

3 months ago

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

3 months ago