76 Funny silence quotes

• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  3 weeks ago

  candy, dark, dark room, eating, humor, i, illegal, irony, liked, me, movie, movie theater, room, seeing, silence, snack, talk, theater, thought, where

• Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  4 weeks ago

  act, example, humor, keeping, kindness, mouth, random, random act, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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  1 month ago

  asked, awkwardness, communication, conversation, dating, half, hour, humor, i, just, lady, mansplaining, me, misunderstanding, silence, staring, think, trap

• Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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  1 month ago

  comfort, comfort zone, communication, everyone, extrovert, force, humor, interaction, introvert, leave, personality, shut, silence, social, social interaction, while, why, zone

• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale

• Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, asked, awkward, awkward moment, awkward silence, conversation, conversation fail, elevator, elevator ride, fail, failures, guy, hell, hotel, hotel elevator, humor, i, just, me, moment, ride, said, silence, small, small talk, social, social anxiety, talk, today, too, us, well

• Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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  2 months ago

  alternate, alternate universe, another, face, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, i, maybe, punch, quiet, regret, scenario, silence, staying, universe

• I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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  2 months ago

  expression, face, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, know, people, shut, silence, subtitles, talking

• After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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  2 months ago

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• Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, club, conversation, elephant, elephant in the room, humor, irony, joke, room, silence, social, social awkwardness, welcome

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