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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂
83 Funny silence quotes
Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.
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Silent discos for introverts are the future! 📚🤫🎧
I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.
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Turns out I've been training for the Olympics in stealth candy consumption 🍬🎬🤫
Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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Silence is golden, and I'm basically Fort Knox! 😂🤐💰
Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.
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Here lies the standoff of the century: outwit or forever hold your peace! 😂🤔🔍
Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?
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Is it too much to ask for some "silent mode" on extroverts? Asking for a friend… 🤫🎤😄
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.
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Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor 😂🚪🕴️
Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.
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In an alternate universe, I've got a mean right hook and a lot fewer apologies to make! 🥊😆
I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.
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Sounds like you’ve got a built-in commentary feature! 😂🤐🎬