Funny sins quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

  Commentary:
  "Starting your sinning journey, huh? 🍷 Let's start with classics like eating the last slice of pizza and not sharing, or binge-watching Netflix instead of being productive. Remember, sinning responsibly is the key! 😈 #SinsForBeginners"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

  Commentary:
  "Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone accidentally got hit with a spoiler alert! 🎣😇 Maybe next time Jesus could've shouted, "Spoiler warning ahead!" 🚫📖 Just when you thought it was safe to put down the remote 📺, the ultimate plot twist revealed itself! 😂 #SpoilerAlert #JesusRocks

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