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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Live now on Slack:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Share →: Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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"Starting your sinning journey, huh? 🍷 Let's start with classics like eating the last slice of pizza and not sharing, or binge-watching Netflix instead of being productive. Remember, sinning responsibly is the key! 😈 #SinsForBeginners"
6 months ago
Share →: Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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"Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌"
6 months ago
Share →: A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Looks like someone accidentally got hit with a spoiler alert! 🎣😇 Maybe next time Jesus could've shouted, "Spoiler warning ahead!" 🚫📖 Just when you thought it was safe to put down the remote 📺, the ultimate plot twist revealed itself! 😂 #SpoilerAlert #JesusRocks

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Just shared via X:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Live now on Messenger:

How do I un-know people?

Seen just now on Discord:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Just landed via Reddit:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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