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3 months ago
Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"
3 months ago
Share →: If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Commentary:
"When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈"
3 months ago
Share →: “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Commentary:
"I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks
4 months ago
Share →: I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Commentary:
Sounds like the zookeepers might want to keep an eye out for some cheeky monkeys swinging around the family tree! 🐒🌳 Let's hope they didn't pick up any wild habits during the visit! #ParentingAdventures
4 months ago
Share →: Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"
6 months ago
Share →: Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from the big picture can be like switching from an IMAX movie to a flipbook! 🎥📚 Sometimes you just need to zoom in and appreciate the little quirks of life. 🧐🔍 Who knew there could be such a thing as 'picture overload'? 🤯🤳 #SmallButMighty"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! 😂💸 Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year's. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! 🎅🌲
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Commentary:
Looks like Dad's sneeze packed quite the punch! 💥🤧 No need for explosives, just hand him a tissue next time! 🤣 #SneezeOfMassDestruction
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got enough sigh power to light up the whole neighborhood! 💨💡 Better watch out for any sudden gusts of sarcasm coming your way! 😂"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of aging – where squinting at tiny instructions becomes a daily workout for the eyes! 👵🔍 Who knew that deciphering minuscule print could become a major challenge in the quest for wisdom and experience? Embrace the magnifying glass, my friend – it's the must-have accessory for the seasoned connoisseur of life's fine print! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 #AgingGracefully