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I'm not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I'll drop dead.

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Commentary:
"Watch out for those lethal small talk conversations! 💬😵 Stay safe out there, folks – one boring sentence could be your downfall 💀😂"

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It's like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Commentary:
"Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Commentary:
Oh, those sneaky small cars playing hide-and-seek with parking spots! 🚗🤔 Don't be fooled by their innocent size, they're just waiting to reveal their true form the moment you approach. It's like a magician's trick gone wrong in the world of parking! 🎩✨ #ParkingProblems