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When the doors of opportunity start playing hide and seek, you know you’ve mastered adulthood! 🚪🙈😂
57 Funny small quotes
Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.
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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.
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When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄
Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.
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Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! 🥪😅👶
The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.
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Why stop there? Let's add a cat cafe, yoga studio, and a place to nap! ☕📚🍰🌸😺🧘💤
They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.
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Instant six-pack abs by simply putting down the donut? Sign me up! 🍩➡️💪😂
I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.
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When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍
It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.
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When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden
No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.
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When your email thinks it's playing hide and seek: challenge accepted! ✉️🔍😎
Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!
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"Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"