32 Funny smile quotes

• I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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  1 week ago

  animal, animals, human, humor, i, just, ones, sarcasm, smile

• Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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  1 month ago

  dislike, expression, facial, facial expression, fire, humor, i, imagination, just, mean, sarcasm, smile, smiling

• Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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  1 month ago

  cast, empowerment, gender, giant, humor, man, men, only, pit, power, right, sarcasm, serpent, smile, tell, thing, us, venomous, venomous serpent, want, woman, women

• Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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  2 months ago

  answering, email, emails, fake, forest, frustration, jaw, mental, mental state, mentally, physically, screaming, smile, state, stress, work

• Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, Friday, Funny, humor, mood, nothing, patience, smile, smiling, week

• Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, fun, good, happen, happiness, humor, naked, positivity, smile, things

• Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, friendship, humor, joke, kindness, media, reason, sarcasm, smile, smiles, social, social media, someone, today, whatever

• You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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  2 months ago

  always, attitude, humor, Monday, mood, smile, smiling, tell, weekday, work

• Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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  2 months ago

  authenticity, childhood, definitely, fake, humor, nostalgia, photos, smile, smiles, ugly

• You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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  2 months ago

  dancing, expression, fake, hand, hands, humor, jazz, jazz hand, performance, smile

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