33 funny smile quotes - Wordgag ツ

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

Feb 3, 2026

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

Feb 3, 2026

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Feb 2, 2026

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Feb 2, 2026

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Feb 1, 2026

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Feb 1, 2026

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Jan 31, 2026

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Jan 31, 2026

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Jan 31, 2026

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Jan 31, 2026

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Jan 31, 2026

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Jan 30, 2026

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Jan 30, 2026

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Jan 30, 2026

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Jan 29, 2026

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Jan 28, 2026

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Jan 23, 2026

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Jan 22, 2026

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Jan 22, 2026

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Jan 22, 2026

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Jan 21, 2026

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Jan 21, 2026

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Jan 21, 2026

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Jan 20, 2026

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Jan 20, 2026

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Jan 20, 2026

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Jan 20, 2026

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Jan 20, 2026

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Jan 20, 2026

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Jan 20, 2026

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

Jan 19, 2026

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Jan 19, 2026

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Jan 18, 2026