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Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Trending via WeChat:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Trending via Snapchat:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Making waves on Messenger:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Shared recently on Facebook:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Going viral on Twitch:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

33 Funny smile quotes

Funny smile quotes bring a cheerful twist to the power of a grin! 😊😂 From witty remarks about the joy of smiling to playful observations on how contagious a smile can be, these quotes capture the lighter side of happiness. Enjoy a laugh and share a smile with the world! 😄😁

New funny smile quotes 👇

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

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I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

4 weeks ago

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

4 weeks ago

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

4 weeks ago

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

4 weeks ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on WeChat this month:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

26 shares on X this month:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

36 shares on X this month:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Making waves on Threads:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Breaking via Twitch:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Spotted on Facebook:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Just landed via TikTok:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Making waves on YouTube:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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