33 Funny smile quotes

• Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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  4 hours ago

  anyone, else, good, good person, humor, interaction, just, kindness, old, old person, ones, people, person, show, smile, social, social interaction

• My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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  8 hours ago

  budget, financial, financial planning, humor, i, know, last, month, planning, positivity, smile, uncertainty

• Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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  24 hours ago

  attractiveness, confidence, happiness, happy, looks, mood, positivity, sexier, smile

• The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

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  6 days ago

  face, humor, only, put, sarcasm, Sharpie, smile, thing

• I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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  1 month ago

  animal, animals, human, humor, i, just, ones, sarcasm, smile

• Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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  2 months ago

  dislike, expression, facial, facial expression, fire, humor, i, imagination, just, mean, sarcasm, smile, smiling

• Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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  2 months ago

  cast, empowerment, gender, giant, humor, man, men, only, pit, power, right, sarcasm, serpent, smile, tell, thing, us, venomous, venomous serpent, want, woman, women

• Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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  2 months ago

  answering, email, emails, fake, forest, frustration, jaw, mental, mental state, mentally, physically, screaming, smile, state, stress, work

• Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, Friday, Funny, humor, mood, nothing, patience, smile, smiling, week

• Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, fun, good, happen, happiness, humor, naked, positivity, smile, things

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