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  • I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

    Commentary:
    “I don’t push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It’s my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you’ve got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic”

  • Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

    Commentary:
    “Welcome to the land of empty promises and ghostly appearances 👻 Follow for mesmerizing updates… or lack thereof! 😂 #InstagramLife”

  • The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the thrilling realm of the web: a place where we willingly invite strangers into our digital lives… What could possibly go wrong? 🙈 Just remember, not all followers are created equal – choose wisely! 😂🌐 #StrangerDanger”

  • Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

    Commentary:
    “Me to alien: Don’t worry, blending in is an art form I have *almost* perfected! 👽🕵️‍♂️ #MasterOfDisguise”

  • Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

    Commentary:
    “Seems like this person is aspiring to be the reigning king of ‘Where’s my hug?’ requests – in the least ideal location possible! 🙅‍♂️🤣 Maybe it’s time to reconsider their life choices before diving into the world of prison etiquette! 🔒😅”

  • I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

    Commentary:
    Well, looks like the irresistible allure of free food and socializing has trumped all other plans 🍂🍁 Time to pack up and join the potluck party – who knew casseroles could be so persuasive? 🥘✨

  • Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling like a shopping spree is the ultimate relaxation mode 💁‍♀️🛍️ Who needs sandy beaches and palm trees when you can have a new wardrobe, am I right? 😂 #retailtherapy #shopaholic”

  • It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

    Commentary:
    “Twitter seems to have a way of making us forget what’s really important in life. 🤳🏼🙄 Next time you’re feeling overwhelmed by your feed, just remember: a tweetstorm won’t give you warm hugs or delicious snacks. Go out and live your best life instead! 🌟🌈 #OfflineIsTheNewBlack”

  • I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the internet is the great equalizer, where even the best of us can’t resist going full Kanye mode 🤪📱 #OnlineStruggles”

  • I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

    Commentary:
    “Now that’s what I call eternal connection! 👻💻 Who says the afterlife can’t have great download speeds, right? #WiFiForever”

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