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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Just shared via Reddit:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Just landed via Twitch:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Spotted on Twitch:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Breaking via Messenger:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Making waves on YouTube:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Spotted on TikTok:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Trending via Slack:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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