Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Commentary:
🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Commentary:
When the quest for the perfect show is more important than your growling stomach… 🤔🍔📺 Better bring out the popcorn and start the search for your culinary and entertainment match made in heaven! Who needs food when you've got the drama unfolding on screen? 🍿😂 #FirstWorldPriorities

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of patience! 🚗💨 Admiring it from behind, but definitely not when you're stuck behind a slow driver. Let's hope they hit the gas pedal soon…⏳🚦😅"

When I tell my kids I'll do something in a minute, what I'm really saying is "Please forget."

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless parent trickery of the "in a minute" promise – code for "let's hope they get distracted and I can avoid this task altogether!" 🕒🧒🏼👧🏻 Parenting 101: When in doubt, distract and evade! 😉🤷🏻‍♂️ #ParentingStruggles #MasterOfDistraction

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Commentary:
"Adulting in 3 words: Permanent Chaotic Circus 🤹‍♂️🎪 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, here comes yet another plot twist to keep you on your toes! Embrace the chaos, embrace the unexpected – that's just the thrilling rollercoaster ride of being a responsible grown-up!"