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4 months ago
Share →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos on the roads if we all had 'sorry' horns for our little oopsie moments 🚗🙊 Honk honk, my bad! 😅"
4 months ago
Share →: I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's past life must have been quite the rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Apologies all around, karma can be a tough nut to crack! 😅🔮 #PastLifeProblems
4 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Commentary:
"Apologies, I am currently booked solid avoiding responsibilities as the horrors of reality keep knocking on my door like unwanted salespeople 🚪👻 #NotTodayReality #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't go out with you. My heart belongs to a virtual man who never interrupts me when I'm talking 😏💔🤖 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make any plans right now… my wardrobe is too busy time traveling ⏳🔮 #VintageFashionista"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Commentary:
"No worries, we all have our 'plastic brain' moments! 😄 Just make sure to recycle any stray thoughts properly! 🧠🔄"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Commentary:
"Sorry for my fashionable delay, folks! 🚗🎶 Sometimes you just can't abandon a killer carpool karaoke session, am I right? Until next time, stay tuned for more musical traffic jams! 🎤🕺"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Commentary:
"Whoops, hope my tardiness didn't launch any major concerns! 🤦‍♂️ Next time, I'll stick to the traditional 'running late' excuse instead of aiming for a grand entrance! 🏰💥"