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Trying to time travel to the '90s, but I lost track while busting a move! 🕺⏳🎶
184 Funny sorry quotes
Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.
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Looks like the stars aligned for some quality couch time 🔮🛋️✨
Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.
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Embrace the weirdness—it's a recurring episode in my personal sitcom! 😂🤪🔄
Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.
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Trying to drop my comedy masterpiece before it gets buried in GIFs 😂🤣🎤
No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.
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Looks like you're booked for a haunting! 👻📅
Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.
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Channeling my inner elf today, so I’ll be busy spreading glitter and giggles instead of spreadsheets and seriousness! 🎄🧝♀️✨
Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.
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When your day took a gap year and never came back 😂🕒📅
I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.
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"Feeling buzzingly beautiful today, thanks to my new pollinator fan club! 🌼🦋🐝🤣"
Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.
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Oops, was my brain accidentally set to 'genius' mode again? 🤓🧠💡
A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.
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Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. 🎉🧓🗼