Funny squirrels quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

  Commentary:
  "Why go camping when you can have a wild adventure right at home? Embrace the chaos, be one with nature and let the squirrels in for ultimate indoor camping experience! 🏕️🐿️ #HomeIsWhereTheSquirrelsAre"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers 🐿️👶. It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! 🍂😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the squirrels and rabbits are forming a 'Run Away From Humans' club 🏃🐿️🐇 Don't worry, they'll remember your face too. Just be prepared for some epic stares next time you cross paths! 😂 #WildlifeRevenge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur 😂🍺 Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don't forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! 🌳🐿️ #ForeverYoungAtHeart

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's the real reason why squirrels can't resist those powerlines! 🐿️⚡️ Who knew they were secretly charging up for their next high-voltage adventure! 😂🌰 #SquirrelSecrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, absolutely! The sheer level of squirreliness is simply off the acorn charts! 🐿️ Just when you think they've reached peak squirreliness, they go and surprise you with even more antics. It's like they have a dedicated Squirrel Olympics for being, well, squirrely! 🥜🏅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's ready for a squirrelly debate up in the treetops! 🐿️🌳 Who needs meds when you've got political discourse with the furry critters? Maybe they can help come up with some nutty solutions! 😂 #SquirrelPoliticians"

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