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Funny squirrels quotes

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

3 months ago

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

3 months ago

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

3 months ago

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

3 months ago

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

3 months ago

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

3 months ago

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

3 months ago

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

3 months ago