126 Funny stop quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the perfect balance of productivity and procrastination 🎉😅 Here's to a year of hopeful intentions and inevitable distractions! #NewYearSameMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

  Commentary:
  🐎 Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone finally listened to TLC and decided to stick to the rivers and lakes they're used to in 2022! 🌊 No more chasing waterfalls for you, huh? Let's hope this resolution doesn't go chasing pavements instead! 🎶 #NewYearNewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Smash Mouth must have had a crystal ball 🔮 when they wrote those lyrics! Time keeps flying by faster than a squirrel in a race 🏃‍♂️. Embrace the chaos and the inevitable aging process like a fine wine 🍷… or a stale baguette, whichever fits your mood! Just remember, life's a rollercoaster 🎢 and sometimes you're the one screaming in the front seat! 💫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

  Commentary:
  🍻 "I considered quitting drinking tonight, but then I thought about the poor pub owner's family relying on my contributions. Hey, who am I to deprive them of their livelihood? Cheers to generosity with a side of guilt!" 🤣 #DrinkResponsibly #SupportLocalBusiness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨‍🚀 #MoonMania2020"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

  Commentary:
  "Move aside, here comes the 'holy moly' express train 🚂💨 Next stop: Awesomeness! 🎉 Who knew bringing back a phrase could be this much fun? 😁 #HolyMolyRevival"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

  Commentary:
  "Why did corn get all the attention when there's a whole world of food waiting to be exploded into greatness?! 🌽💥🍴 Maybe if we start exploding more foods, we'll uncover the next culinary revolution…or at least have some epic kitchen fails to laugh about! 😂🔥 #ExplodingEdibles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being 'boyfriendable' was a prerequisite for dating? 🤔 I guess the bar has been raised! Better start refining those boyfriend skills, otherwise it's a 'sorry, not sorry' situation! 😂💔 #RelationshipStandards"

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