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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Making waves on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Going viral on X:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Share →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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"Therapy isn't cutting it, I need to throw my brain in the dishwasher for a spin cycle of clarity! 🧠🚿✨ Out with the dirty thoughts, in with the squeaky-clean ideas!"
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Share →: As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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"Ah, the joys of domestic bliss! When life gives you lemons, make sure to angrily scrub them clean, chop them with fury, and fold that laundry like it insulted your cooking! 🍋🔪👚 #MomLife #DomesticGoddess"

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Making waves on Telegram:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Breaking via Snapchat:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Breaking via Messenger:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Live now on Facebook:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Going viral on Messenger:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Live now on X:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Seen just now on Slack:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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