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Funny stripper quotes

At the strip club, sighing loudly until the stripper asks what’s wrong.

Posted onJun 2, 2026Jun 2, 2026

Everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me.

Posted onJun 2, 2026Jun 2, 2026

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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