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6 months ago
Share →: Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Commentary:
"Why do they call it a restroom when there's no time for rest?! 💪🚽 It's more like a battle zone in here! 💥😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Commentary:
Oh, the frustration of wanting a snack but being thwarted by a stubborn jar lid! 🤬🥜 It's like the universe is trying to teach us patience… or test our strength by making us wrestle with inanimate objects. 💪🏼🤣 Remember, when life gives you a tightly sealed jar, just take a deep breath and try again – or maybe invest in a more jar-friendly workout routine! 😉 #StruggleIsReal #JarLife
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Commentary:
"Who knew dressing a toddler for the snow was a part-time job with its own delivery schedule? ⏳❄️ Just add it to the list of 'skills required for parenting' along with negotiation tactics and advanced snack hiding techniques! 😂👶 #ToddlerSnowFashionista"
6 months ago
Share →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Commentary:
Ah, the life of a PhD student – trading present joy for future joy that may or may not arrive 🤓🎓 Sacrificing sleep, social life, and probably some sanity along the way for that elusive happiness down the road! #PhDLife #WorthItMaybe 😅
6 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Commentary:
"Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it's not a near-death experience, it's just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Commentary:
"Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Commentary:
"Imagine the efficiency of sleeping while getting ready for the day! 😴⏰ Who needs coffee when you can multitask sleeping and morning routine like a pro? 😂 #SleepyNinja"
6 months ago
Share →: We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Commentary:
"Life is just one big rehab center with unlimited free samples! 🤪💊 Don't worry, some addictions are more socially acceptable than others… like binge-watching Netflix or hoarding shoes 😜👠 Embrace your inner addict with open arms… just maybe not while you're in line at the grocery store 😂🛒 #AddictLife"
6 months ago
Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Commentary:
"Looks like tensions were high between you and that cigarette, but thankfully democracy prevailed! 🚬🎆 #PowerTransitionGoals"