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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.
Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.
If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.
The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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5 months ago
Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Commentary:
"Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"
5 months ago
Share →: Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the audacity of that restless amoeba changing the course of evolution! Now we have to deal with Mondays, the struggle is real 🙄🌊 #BlameTheAmoeba"
5 months ago
Share →: I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Commentary:
"Oh, what a nightmare! Even in dreams, you manage to stay true to yourself 😂💭 Keep being the star of your own peculiar show! 🌟✨"
5 months ago
Share →: The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between our inner genius and inner chaos! 🧠🌪️ It's like a dramatic tango between sensible decisions and spontaneous whims. 🕺💥 Will they ever find a harmonious balance, or are we doomed to forever grapple with our own comedic turmoil? Only time (and a solid dose of self-awareness) will tell! 😉🤹‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bold confidence in the face of rejection! 💁‍♂️ Who needs love when you have an unwavering belief in your own awesomeness? 🤣 Clearly, some hearts just can't handle all this fabulousness! 💔 #ConfidenceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Commentary:
"True friendship is not just about sharing good times, but also ensuring that the bad decisions are made together! 🤪👯‍♂️ #PartnersInCrime #FriendshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Commentary:
"Reading is like the secret passage to a smarter you 📚💡! It's the legal high that transforms ignorance into knowledge! Say no to stupidity, say yes to books! 📖🚀 #BookWormWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Commentary:
"Remember, sometimes the wise don't need words of wisdom, it’s the dim bulbs that could use a light bulb moment! 💡😄 #KeepItBright #WisdomIsOptional"
5 months ago
Share →: I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of never judging a book by its cover…unless we're talking about people, then it's apparently a free-for-all based on their faces! 🤨📚😂 Looks like someone missed the memo that 'stupid faces' don't always equal evil intentions! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Commentary:
"Wow, calling you stupid would be a disservice to all the stupid people out there 🤯🤭 Maybe we should come up with a whole new category for you! 😂"