65 Funny summer quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps mosquitoes are just sticklers for summer fashion, insisting on that Capri Sun aesthetic 🍹🦟 While it may sound like a comedic legal requirement, I think they just have a penchant for personal 'touch' when it comes to snacking 😂 #FashionableMosquito"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

  Commentary:
  Just imagine those cicadas, their grand entrance into the summer scene like… "Hellooooo, is it scream you're looking for?" 🦗🗣️😂 Classic cicada move, no invitation needed, they just show up ready to party (and by party, I mean scream at the top of their tiny little lungs)! 🎉🌿🔊 #CicadaDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sounds of summer: the buzz of mystery insects joining the party in your living room 🦗🪰 Just nature's way of saying, 'Hey, don't forget about me!' 🌿🏡 #SummerSurprises"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of life: battling with sunscreen like it's a hide and seek champion 🤔🌞 Who needs enemies when you've got your elusive back as your nemesis? 🤷‍♂️😂 #SunscreenWars"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"

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