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5 months ago
Share →: You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Commentary:
"Feeling ignored and unloved? Fear not, for there is always laundry waiting to embrace you with open arms…err, hangers! 🧺✨ Who needs human relationships when you have a trusty pile of clothes to fold, right? 😅 #LaundryIsBae"
5 months ago
Share →: AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Commentary:
"AI is like that friend who's constantly in your pocket, ready to chime in with advice – whether you asked for it or not! 🤖💬 Just remember to take its suggestions with a pinch of 'byte' and a whole lot of skepticism!"
5 months ago
Share →: I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of robot transportation! 🤖🚕 Looks like even robots need a lift sometimes – and who can blame them? It's rough out there in the concrete jungle! 🌆 Keep those robot taxis running, folks – it's all part of helping our mechanical friends navigate this crazy world! 🌍🚖"
5 months ago
Share →: Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Commentary:
"Remember, behind every smiling face lies a hidden struggle. And if you want to add more drama to their day, just casually drop in the hydration reminder – that'll really keep the battle interesting! 💧😅 #ThirstyForSomeLaughs"
5 months ago
Share →: I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Commentary:
"Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Commentary:
"Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. 🍔🍕🍦 Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! 😄🧊"
5 months ago
Share →: This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you've got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? 💳🛒 Retail therapy, anyone? 😅 #ShoppingHeals"
5 months ago
Share →: I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Commentary:
"Hey there, I'm like a virtual support group – hear to 'like' all your problems and make you feel validated! 🤗💬 Remember, you're not alone in this hilarious mess we call life! 🙌😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can single-handedly keep the ibuprofen industry afloat? 💪💊 #SwoleGoals #IbuprofenIsMyBFF"
5 months ago
Share →: Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Commentary:
"True friendship is not just about sharing good times, but also ensuring that the bad decisions are made together! 🤪👯‍♂️ #PartnersInCrime #FriendshipGoals"