141 Funny take quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of love and patience – the parental purging request for your treasure trove of 'memorabilia'! 📦😅 It's like being asked to part with a piece of your historic treasure map that leads to nostalgic treasures, or at least that's what you tell yourself to avoid tossing those beloved junk boxes!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic plot twist of the airport hustle! Falling victim to the time warp vortex where two hours quickly morph into mere minutes at security is a right of passage for jet-setters everywhere! 🕒✈️😅 Next time, maybe consider adding a round of airport limbo to pass the time!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

  Commentary:
  "Taking credit for online accomplishments is like a digital magic trick 🎩🐇 And here's the magician behind the curtain claiming their rightful spot! 🌟💻 #InventorOfTheInternet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate coffee connoisseur strategy: always keeping that next cup in mind while sipping on the current one ☕️⏳ A true master of the brew, balancing the art of anticipation and indulgence with finesse!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for karma like 🙏, but keeping kickboxing on standby for those extra challenging moments like 💪🥊. Who knew life advice could come with a side of self-defense? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your husband took the whole "do it yourself" concept a bit too literally! 🤣 Guess the DIY motto applies to all tasks, even taking out the trash! 💪🗑️ #DIYNoMatterWhat

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

  Commentary:
  "Me, in heaven: 🌥️ 'Excuse me, could you snap a quick pic of me casually perched on that fluffy cloud over there? It's just for my Insta feed, no biggie.' 😇📸 #CloudNineGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic family trip experience: where the kids are united in their love for complaining! 🌞🚗👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Who needs wifi when you have the ultimate entertainment of sibling squabbles and parental eye-rolls? 😂 #FamilyBonding"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about drastic dinner decisions! 🍲😱 Italian expressions sure know how to keep meals interesting – nothing like a soup ultimatum to add some spice to your dining experience! Bon appétit or fly high, your choice! 🪂😄

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