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😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
228 Funny take quotes
Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬
When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.
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Life's just trying to upgrade my citrus collection 🍋😂 Who knew it was such a thoughtful gift-giver? 🙌
Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.
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Squad goals: sharing an iced matcha like a true caffeine commune! 🍵📸😂
This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.
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Just when you think you've reached the end of the bullshit, another chapter drops 🍂📖🔄🤦♂️
Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.
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Sounds like a selfie with extra steps! 📸😂
The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.
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Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! 🏆🙃🚪
After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”
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This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.
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Looks like Salt-N-Pepa is my sign to quietly exit the party before I start busting moves nobody asked for! 🚪💃🥴