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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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Share →: My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"
6 months ago
Share →: I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Looks like someone pitched a tent in the middle of a storm of discontent! 🏕️😡 Talk about intense camping vibes! Maybe they should try a different campsite next time… or at least pack some marshmallows to sweeten things up! 🍡😆
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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"Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spidery roommate pulling a Houdini inside their tent! 🕷️🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Looks like your insurance company is pitching a real "in-tents" policy! 🏕️🙈 Remember folks, when it comes to camping, don't let your insurance leave you out in the cold… or out of the tent! 😂 #CampersNightmare

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Reported on Reddit:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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