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Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Just shared via Slack:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Shared recently on TikTok:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Going bananas on Telegram:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Just shared via Facebook:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Going bananas on Telegram:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Just landed via Reddit:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Trending via Facebook:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Trending via WeChat:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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16 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

54 shares on Threads this month:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

59 shares on X this month:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

13 shares on X this month:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Going viral on Pinterest:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Going viral on Telegram:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Making waves on Facebook:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Just shared via Slack:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Live now on Twitch:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Making waves on Twitch:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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