My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Commentary:
Looks like someone pitched a tent in the middle of a storm of discontent! 🏕️😡 Talk about intense camping vibes! Maybe they should try a different campsite next time… or at least pack some marshmallows to sweeten things up! 🍡😆

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spidery roommate pulling a Houdini inside their tent! 🕷️🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Commentary:
Looks like your insurance company is pitching a real "in-tents" policy! 🏕️🙈 Remember folks, when it comes to camping, don't let your insurance leave you out in the cold… or out of the tent! 😂 #CampersNightmare