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"Who knew exercise could be this challenging? ๐ฒ๐ช Next, they'll ask us to plank while spinning! ๐๐ #GymProblems"
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Well, talk about false advertising! ๐ค Perhaps they should consider a name change to avoid confusion. Maybe Canary-Free Islands and Canary-Less Isles would be more accurate! ๐ #BirdBanter -
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Ah, the good old days when we all thought we were cool puffing on those sugary sticks, pretending to be mini James Deans or Marlene Dietrichs! ๐ญ๐ฌ Who knew that the only clouds we were blowing were made of pure sugar and innocence?! ๐ #ThrowbackThursday #FakeItTillYouMakeIt -
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Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! ๐ฐ๐ป Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ป -
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Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! ๐ธ๐จ Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! ๐ #ArtSchoolStruggles -
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"Who needs a therapist when you have a pregnancy test to reassure you that *something* is going according to plan? ๐๐คฐ #SilverLinings"
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- Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!
- If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.
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