Commentary:
"Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein"
343 Funny thing quotes
The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.
Commentary:
"Sleep and I have a 'it's complicated' relationship! 😴💔😂"
Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.
Commentary:
"When curiosity calls and logic doesn't pick up! 🤔📞😂"
The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.
Commentary:
"… can't count on them to count anything correctly! 🤦♂️🔢🤣"
The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”
Commentary:
"The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂"
“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.
Commentary:
"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"
It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.
Commentary:
"Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"
Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.
Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?
Commentary:
"Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎"
While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.
Commentary:
"Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷♂️😂🍕"