211 Funny thing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of living the dream; scrubbing toilets instead of sipping cocktails by the beach 🧼🏠🍹 Who needs a spa day when you can have an Airbnb adventure? 💁‍♂️💅 #VacationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise teachings of life – always pointing us towards the direction of the nearest ATM 💸💰 Just another gentle reminder that money does make the world go 'round…and maybe a little faster if we had more of it! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to both sides of the debate is like getting a balanced diet – you need a mix of reality and ridiculousness to thrive in this crazy world! 🤪🌟 #BalanceIsKey"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

  Commentary:
  When communication skills are so on point, you don't even need words as specific as "thing" and "thing"! 🤣 A true testament to marital telepathy! 🧠💬 #MarriageGoals #TelepathicLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, on the road of life, there will always be some 'special' drivers out there 🚗🤦‍♂️ Just keep calm, drive on, and try not to facepalm too hard! 😆🚦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

  Commentary:
  Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸‍♂️🌟

  Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the grand spectacle of the Olympics versus the epic production of waking up! 🎉☀️ Let the games begin – in both cases, may the coffee be strong and the snooze button weak! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

  Commentary:
  Oops! Looks like someone is in the danger zone 🙈📱 Better hurry up and finish typing before things escalate! Remember, happy wife = happy life! 😅👀🔥

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