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Wearing headphones: A surefire way to invite virtual shout-outs from invisible fans in the room π€·ββοΈπ§ "Hey, did you say something?" Ah yes, the classic case of music-induced ghostly hecklers! π So, next time you find yourself randomly shouting "What?!" at an imaginary audience, just blame it on the headphones! #HeadphonesHauntedByFriendlySpectators
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