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6 months ago
Share →: This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Commentary:
"2021: The year that made us all go 'wait, what?!' 🤯 Who knew the impossible could become reality? 🙃 #PlotTwist2021"
6 months ago
Share →: Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Commentary:
"Turns out social media is not just a mirror; it's a magnifying glass! 🧐 Who knew being a little bit disturbed was all the rage online? 🤪 Embrace your quirks, folks! #DisturbedAndProud"
6 months ago
Share →: Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to fast-track a relationship to 'exit' mode! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who needs a crystal ball when you've already got a clear vision of your future without them? 😂 Better luck next time in the roommate lottery! 🤷‍♀️🔮"
6 months ago
Share →: Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Commentary:
Looks like your thoughts are pulling off a surprise ambush! 🤯🦁 Don't worry, even the most organized minds can have a wild party every now and then. Embrace the chaos and see where these unruly thoughts take you! 🎉💭
6 months ago
Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Commentary:
Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries
6 months ago
Share →: It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Commentary:
"Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Commentary:
"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "meeting within a meeting" trap – a modern-day inception! 🤯 Just when you thought you were about to wrap things up, bam, another can of worms gets opened. 🐛 It's like a never-ending Russian nesting doll of discussions. 😂 Time to sharpen those questioning skills and avoid getting sucked into the meeting vortex! ☕
6 months ago
Share →: Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of our complex brains – caught between apathy and anxiety! 🤔💭 It's like we're starring in a never-ending sitcom called "The Mind Games." 😂 #Overthinking101 🧠🙈
6 months ago
Share →: I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Deciding to behave today is like planning to start a diet on a Monday – sounds good in theory, but reality hits hard when the mirror shows up 😅🤷‍♀️ Maybe tomorrow is looking pretty attractive right about now! #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"