Commentary:
"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
201 Funny thought quotes
When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”
Commentary:
🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"
You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.
Commentary:
"Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"
I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.
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Commentary:
"Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles"
No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
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Commentary:
"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"
I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.
Commentary:
"I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷♂️"
What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?
Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁♂️'"
Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.
Commentary:
"Oops! Guess my 'eye contact' came with a free trial. 😜👀"
They should invent a day where I don’t think.
Commentary:
"National 'Brain on Vacation' Day! Sign me up for the parade! 🧠🎈😴"
Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?
Commentary:
Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉