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When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭
201 Funny thought quotes
When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.
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Welcome to the world of stressy, depressy, lemon zesty, where lemons aren't just for squeezing! 🍋😂
Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.
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When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.
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🤣🧠 Seems like I caught the same bug! Anyone know the cure, or should I just stick to memes and cat videos? 🐱🎥
I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.
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The struggle is real when your inside voice wants to become your outside voice 😂🤐
People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?
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Ah, yes, the age-old debate: Pee before shower or the multitasker special? 🚿😂🚽
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
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Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.
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I'm sure it's a decent percentage, but hey, that's how I keep life interesting 😂🤔🎉
Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.
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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving! 🙃⏰✨
Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.
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My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅