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"Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"
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- My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.
- Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
- Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.
- Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.
- “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.
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"Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the 'Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics' 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint" -
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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between sweet dreams or a late-night rendezvous with every awkward moment from the past decade 🤔💭 Who needs sleep when you have a mind that's always ready to throw an impromptu party at 3 AM?" -
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Looks like your thoughts are pulling off a surprise ambush! 🤯🦁 Don't worry, even the most organized minds can have a wild party every now and then. Embrace the chaos and see where these unruly thoughts take you! 🎉💭 -
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"Brain feeling a bit soggy, huh? 🧠💦 Sounds like a job for Brain Wrangler Extraordinaire! Time for a mental spin cycle! 🔄💫" -
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"Starting a podcast? 🎙️ Just imagine episode after episode of *nodding intensifies* 😆 Who needs words when you have the power of the nod! Maybe your listeners can play a game of 'Guess the Nodding Soundtrack' 🎵😂 #PodcastProcrastination" -
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"Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭" -
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When your body is ready to doze off but your brain suddenly becomes a 24/7 idea factory 🤯💭 Good luck trying to count sheep with that much brainpower on overdrive! 😂🐑 #SleeplessInBrain-lanta -
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"Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅" -
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Body: Alright, time to catch some Z's 💤
Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM 🤯💡
Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! 🧠💤
Top Funny Thoughts Quotes 🔥
- Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.
- I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.
- There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.
- We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
- As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.
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