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6 months ago
Share →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Commentary:
"Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁‍♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"
6 months ago
Share →: On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perpetual struggle of finding your intellectual doppelgänger with impeccable syntax on Twitter 🤔💬. It's like your thoughts went to finishing school while you're still lounging in your pajamas 😂📚. #GrammarGoals #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you have deep discussions with your inner monologue? 💬💭 It's like having a TED talk in your own brain, complete with intermissions for overthinking and callbacks for self-doubt. 🤔😅 #ConversationsWithMeMyselfAndI"
6 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Commentary:
"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Commentary:
"Current mood: cranking up the tunes to drown out the chaos in my head! 🎶🔊 Who needs therapy when you've got a killer playlist, am I right? 😂 #MusicTherapy"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Commentary:
Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Commentary:
"Surviving our own thoughts is like navigating through a minefield of 'what ifs' and 'I should have saids' 🤔💥 But hey, at least we can proudly pat ourselves on the back for making it this far without getting lost in our own heads!"
6 months ago
Share →: All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire to sleep all day and the sudden burst of energy that hits you at bedtime 🌙💤 It's like your brain waits until the lights are off to start planning tomorrow's adventures! 🤔😆 #SleepStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"
$Funny thoughts quotes - Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.$

6 months ago
Share →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Commentary:
"Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"