Commentary:
Sounds like I've reached the advanced level of mental gymnastics 🤔😂 #MasterMind 🌟🧠
74 Funny thoughts quotes
Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.
Commentary:
Now I'm not just shocked by the doorbell but also by how much my girlfriend wanted a professional. 🔌😜🔊🤯
Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.
Commentary:
Can't blame the Wi-Fi for my brain's 24/7 chatroom! 🤯🗯️😂
The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.
Commentary:
"When the snooze button and I have a toxic relationship. 🛌⏰😂"
When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.
Commentary:
"When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦♂️"}
It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the secret to being a writer: just wing it and let auto-correct do the thinking! 📚🧠✍️😂"
Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.
Commentary:
"Working from mind today! 🧠📞 Guess that means I’m always 'on call' 😉✨"
Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.
Commentary:
"When your brain's giving you anxiety and your stomach's giving you… something else. 💭💨 #MindFarts"
Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.
Commentary:
"Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"
Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.
Commentary:
"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"