123 funny tired quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

May 21, 2026

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

May 21, 2026

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

May 21, 2026

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

May 21, 2026

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

May 21, 2026

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

May 21, 2026

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

May 21, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

May 21, 2026

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

May 21, 2026

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

May 20, 2026

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

May 20, 2026

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

May 20, 2026

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

May 20, 2026

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

May 20, 2026

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

May 20, 2026

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

May 20, 2026

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

May 20, 2026

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

May 20, 2026

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

May 20, 2026

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

May 20, 2026

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

May 20, 2026

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

May 20, 2026

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

May 20, 2026

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

May 20, 2026

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

May 20, 2026

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

May 20, 2026

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

May 20, 2026

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

May 20, 2026

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

May 20, 2026

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

May 20, 2026

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

May 20, 2026

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

May 19, 2026

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

May 19, 2026

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

May 19, 2026

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

May 19, 2026

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

May 19, 2026

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

May 19, 2026

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

May 19, 2026

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

May 19, 2026

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

May 19, 2026