Funny to-do quotes

• I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

  ---

  0

  4 weeks ago

  creative, creative writing, fiction, humor, joke, list, lists, productivity, short, short fiction, to-do, to-do list, writing

• “I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  busy, humor, items, list, new, procrastination, task, to-do, to-do list, workload

• I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  figure, figure out, going, humor, just, list, longest, need, procrastination, task, to-do, to-do list, today

• Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  hours, humor, i, list, management, procrastination, productivity, scroll, task, task management, time-wasting, to-do, to-do list

• I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  figure, figure out, humor, i, just, list, procrastination, responsibility, tasks, to-do, to-do list

• Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  completion, ever, fine, humor, list, priorities, productivity, sex, single, thing, to-do, to-do list

• After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  actually, after, chore, cross, daily, daily life, dish, dishes, experience, household, household task, humor, i, life, list, lot, never, task, to-do, to-do list, washing, washing dish

• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  bag, basket, bird, birds, bite, bite hand, box, bridge, bridges, burn, burn bridge, cat, egg, eggs, feeds, fire, hand, ice, idiom, inside, kill, let, list, me, play, put, stone, thin, think, to-do, to-do list, walk

• Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

  ---

  0

  5 months ago

  crossing, humor, i, joke, just, list, list management, management, motivation, procrastination, productivity, task, things, to-do, to-do list, want

All funny to-do quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌