Funny quotes tomorrow

37 Funny tomorrow quotes

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025