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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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509 this month

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15,102

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17,252

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Making waves on Slack:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Just shared via Twitch:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Spotted on X:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Just shared via Reddit:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Just landed via TikTok:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Going viral on Threads:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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70 Funny tomorrow quotes

Funny tomorrow quotes are like little bursts of laughter to jumpstart your future 😂✨! They remind us that while we can plan all we want, tomorrow has its own set of surprises and giggles in store 🤪🌟. Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping yourself amused, these quotes add a sprinkle of humor to the unknowns of the future. So, get ready to laugh your way into whatever tomorrow may bring! 😄🚀

New funny tomorrow quotes 👇

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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1 week ago

alarm, alarm clock, bed, bedtime, before, clock, clocks, hope, humor, i, just, morning, morning routine, people, routine, sleep, time, tomorrow, wake, waking, waking up, work
Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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2 weeks ago

Amazon, cart, confirmation, confirmation email, delay, delivery, email, expectation, expectation vs reality, humor, just, kidding, lol, online, online shopping, order, reality, shipping, shipping delay, shopping, today, tomorrow, vs, week
Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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3 weeks ago

diary, everything, fix, frustration, humor, i, lock, lock in, responsibility, task, tomorrow
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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3 weeks ago

3, 30, add, day, every, exaggeration, exercise, game, humor, i, management, minutes, miss, next, procrastination, run, running, time, time management, tomorrow, truly, weeks, workout
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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3 weeks ago

bedtime, end, free, free time, late, management, most, night, procrastination, reason, sleep, start, stay, stay up late, time, time management, tomorrow, us, want
They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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1 month ago

humor, joke, me, selling, shopping, Temu, tomorrow
“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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1 month ago

busy, communication, depends, give, humor, information, me, planning, question, relationship, rest, schedule, tomorrow
I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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1 month ago

bedtime, before, day, even, every, hope, human, humans, humor, i, insomnia, management, midnight, normal, normal human, procrastination, sleep, time, time management, today, tomorrow, yesterday
Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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1 month ago

always, delay, horrible, humor, i, laziness, management, mean, nothing, plus, procrastination, productivity, something, thing, time, time management, today, tomorrow
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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1 month ago

childhood, ever, girl, humor, i, little, morning, procrastination, tomorrow, want, work

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70 shares on Pinterest this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

33 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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509 this month

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Dec 24, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Just landed via Telegram:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Trending via LinkedIn:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Spotted on X:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Going bananas on Threads:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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