Funny quotes tomorrow

39 Funny tomorrow quotes

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

4 days ago

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

1 week ago

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

1 month ago

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

1 month ago

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

2 months ago

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

2 months ago

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

3 months ago

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

3 months ago

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

3 months ago

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

3 months ago

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

3 months ago

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

3 months ago

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

3 months ago

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

3 months ago

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

3 months ago

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

3 months ago

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

3 months ago

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

3 months ago

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

3 months ago

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

3 months ago