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Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ū has shared:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ĩ has viewed:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋ🇞 has shared:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇷🇞 has downloaded:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ū has bookmarked:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Someone from 🇧🇞 has bookmarked:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ē has shared:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Reported on Snapchat:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Just shared via WeChat:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Seen just now on Threads:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Reported on Twitch:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Funny tomorrow quotes are like little bursts of laughter to jumpstart your future 😂âœĻ! They remind us that while we can plan all we want, tomorrow has its own set of surprises and giggles in store ðŸĪŠðŸŒŸ. Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping yourself amused, these quotes add a sprinkle of humor to the unknowns of the future. So, get ready to laugh your way into whatever tomorrow may bring! 😄🚀

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Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ū has copied:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŧðŸ‡Ļ has viewed:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡Ū has shared:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ū has downloaded:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡Ļ has downloaded:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ū has viewed:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡§ has copied:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Đ has downloaded:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Just landed via X:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Live now on Twitch:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Trending via Slack:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Just landed via Telegram:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Just landed via Telegram:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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