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Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡Ū has copied:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ģ has bookmarked:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Someone from ðŸ‡Ķ🇚 has viewed:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇊 has shared:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡Ŋ has bookmarked:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Trending via Instagram:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Going viral on Twitch:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Just landed via Reddit:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Going viral on Threads:

I only drink when I people.

Reported on Instagram:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Funny tomorrow quotes are like little bursts of laughter to jumpstart your future 😂âœĻ! They remind us that while we can plan all we want, tomorrow has its own set of surprises and giggles in store ðŸĪŠðŸŒŸ. Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping yourself amused, these quotes add a sprinkle of humor to the unknowns of the future. So, get ready to laugh your way into whatever tomorrow may bring! 😄🚀

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Someone from ðŸ‡Ķ🇷 has shared:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡° has viewed:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡đ has shared:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ą has bookmarked:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇭 has copied:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇧 has shared:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇎 has downloaded:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ą has viewed:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Spotted on Discord:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Breaking via Messenger:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Trending via TikTok:

They expect me to work at work.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Trending via YouTube:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Shared recently on Slack:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Live now on Facebook:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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