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2 days ago
Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Commentary:
"Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"
3 days ago
Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Commentary:
"Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Commentary:
"Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Commentary:
"Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄"
1 month ago
Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"
1 month ago
Share →: Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Commentary:
"When you realize that interns are basically tomorrow’s procrastination solution, we’re living in the future! 🚀🤓 #DelegationMaster"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Commentary:
"Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"
2 months ago
Share →: People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Commentary:
"Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫"
2 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you've got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss'em)! 😘💫"
2 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Commentary:
"Seize the flirting opportunities like there's no tomorrow! 😉 Who knows, your future might just be a flirty fairy tale waiting to happen! 💫 #LiveLifeFlirtiliciously"