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37 Funny tomorrow quotes
I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.
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Mar 18, 2025
If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.
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Mar 15, 2025
Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.
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Feb 24, 2025
That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
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Feb 22, 2025
I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.
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Feb 1, 2025
One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.
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Feb 1, 2025
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.
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Feb 1, 2025
9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.
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Jan 28, 2025
According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.
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Jan 28, 2025
Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.
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Jan 27, 2025
I’m already sick of tomorrow.
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Jan 27, 2025
Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.
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Jan 27, 2025
I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.
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Jan 27, 2025
My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.
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Jan 26, 2025
November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.
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Jan 26, 2025
That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.
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Jan 26, 2025
I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.
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Jan 25, 2025
I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.
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Jan 25, 2025
“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.
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Jan 25, 2025
Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.
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Jan 25, 2025
I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.
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Jan 24, 2025
Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.
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Jan 23, 2025
Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.
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Jan 22, 2025
Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.
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Jan 22, 2025
Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.
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Jan 21, 2025
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