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39 Funny tomorrow quotes
Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.
4 days ago
I already want to come home from work tomorrow.
1 week ago
I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.
1 month ago
If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.
1 month ago
Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.
2 months ago
That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
2 months ago
I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.
3 months ago
One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.
3 months ago
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.
3 months ago
9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.
3 months ago
According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.
3 months ago
Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.
3 months ago
I’m already sick of tomorrow.
3 months ago
Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.
3 months ago
I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.
3 months ago
My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.
3 months ago
November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.
3 months ago
That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.
3 months ago
I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.
3 months ago
I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.
3 months ago
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