12 Funny tooth quotes

• “The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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  3 weeks ago

  craving, dessert, food, heart, humor, i, sweet, sweet tooth, table, temptation, tooth, walk, wants, whisper

• My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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  2 months ago

  add-on, cost, eyeball, favorite, health, health insurance, insurance, insurance cost, sarcasm, teeth, tooth

• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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  2 months ago

  dental, dental extraction, extraction, forgot, glitch, God, humor, idea, just, modern, modern technology, patch, pull, random, technology, teeth, tooth, wisdom, wisdom tooth

• Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, bed, bed to bathroom, brushing, chore, daily, daily task, day, effort, feels, frustration, getting, harder, humor, just, night, nighttime, nighttime routine, pissed, routine, task, teeth, thinking, tooth, tooth brushing, walking, working

• I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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  2 months ago

  business, business savvy, childhood, fairy, humor, i, job, outsourcing, parents, savvy, tooth, Tooth Fairy

• I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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  2 months ago

  cake, craving, dessert, food, fork, humor, i, joke, never, sweet, sweet tooth, tooth, want

• I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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  2 months ago

  back, braces, dental, done, having, humor, i, irony, perfect, perfect tooth, point, reason, self-image, smile, teeth, tooth

• Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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  2 months ago

  accessory, fashion, gift, gift shop, humor, irony, necklace, perfect, shark, shark tooth, shop, tell, tooth, tough, want, world

• The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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  2 months ago

  dental, humor, intelligence, joke, smart, thing, tooth, wisdom

• Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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  2 months ago

  animal, creativity, fear, humor, imagine, necklace, scary, shark, teeth, tooth

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