I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Commentary:
"Who knew the Tooth Fairy was such a clever entrepreneur, outsourcing those tooth-collecting duties like a true boss 💼✨ Parental tooth-fairy assistants, reporting for duty! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ToothFairyInc"

I've never met a cake I didn't want to fork.

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Commentary:
"Give me cake, or give me a fork! 🍰🍴 Who can resist the sweet temptation of a delicious slice? Indulging in cake is always a piece of cake! 😉"

I could have done without braces back then. What's the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Commentary:
"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Commentary:
"Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker"

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Commentary:
"Sharks with tooth necklaces? Now that's a fashion statement that'll make you think twice about going for a swim! 🦈💎😬 Just when you thought sharks couldn't get any scarier… they accessorize! Better brush extra well to keep those chompers safe!"

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Commentary:
"Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong"

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Commentary:
"Talk about dedication to laziness! Who needs scissors when you have teeth, right? 😂🦷 #LazyLife"