Funny tooth quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

  Commentary:
  "Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Tooth Fairy was such a clever entrepreneur, outsourcing those tooth-collecting duties like a true boss 💼✨ Parental tooth-fairy assistants, reporting for duty! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ToothFairyInc"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

  Commentary:
  "Give me cake, or give me a fork! 🍰🍴 Who can resist the sweet temptation of a delicious slice? Indulging in cake is always a piece of cake! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

  Commentary:
  "Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Sharks with tooth necklaces? Now that's a fashion statement that'll make you think twice about going for a swim! 🦈💎😬 Just when you thought sharks couldn't get any scarier… they accessorize! Better brush extra well to keep those chompers safe!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about dedication to laziness! Who needs scissors when you have teeth, right? 😂🦷 #LazyLife"

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