Commentary:
So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷
11 Funny tooth quotes
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”
I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.
I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”
The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.
Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.
