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Funny town quotes

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

2 weeks ago

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

2 weeks ago

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

3 months ago

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

3 months ago

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

3 months ago

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

3 months ago

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

3 months ago

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

3 months ago

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

3 months ago

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

3 months ago