18 Funny town quotes

• You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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  1 month ago

  acting, acting up, before, Christmas, claus, disbelief, holiday, mischief, right, Santa, Santa Claus, town

• I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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  2 months ago

  crazy, crazy town, humor, i, joke, just, legend, local, local legend, said, sarcasm, town

• I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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  2 months ago

  always, care, cliché, enjoy, entertainment, happening, humor, i, mystery, small, small town, something, story, suspense, town

• The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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  2 months ago

  communication, faster, gossip, humor, speed, technology, town, Wi-Fi, wifi

• “Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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  2 months ago

  car, chores, clean, cleaning, everyday, everyday life, give, humor, life, ride, sarcastic, shower, town, transportation

• Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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  2 months ago

  before, change, commentary, humor, idiot, internet, only, people, perspective, social, social commentary, technology, thought, town, wrong

• Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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  2 months ago

  approach, babe, convention, dating, flirting, hot, hot babe, humor, line, love, pickup, pickup line, say, street, town, women

• The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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  2 months ago

  backstory, coastal, gothic, humor, irony, lifestyle, live, seaside, seaside town, sleepy, spooky, terrifying, town, urge

• Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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  2 months ago

  car, construction, cornfield, deer, driving, forgot, front, humor, jump, just, life, lot, Midwest, people, quirks, regional, regional quirks, road, road construction, rural, rural life, sick, small, small town, thinking, town, weather

• Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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  2 months ago

  after, ever, humor, irony, names, naming, notice, observation, place, place names, tower, town, water, water tower

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