Commentary:
"Stepping on someone's foot is like discovering a secret trap door to their mouth – talk about a surprise entrance! 🚪😮♨️ #Whoops #WatchYourStep"
14 Funny trash quotes
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
Commentary:
"Time to 'take out' any drama and let the bins shine tomorrow! 🗑️✨😂"
“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.
Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a full-on beauty hibernation? 💤🚮 #SleepingBeautyGoneWrong"
I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.
Commentary:
Sounds like the only thing more difficult than a Rubik's Cube solved by a squirrel! 🐿️🗑️