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Funny unavailable quotes

Funny unavailable quotes are the perfect way to keep things light and cheeky when you’re off the grid 📵😂. Whether you’re dodging texts or just embracing a little mystery, these witty lines add humor to your “out of reach” vibe 😎📴. Ready to turn your absence into a laugh fest? Let’s dive into some playful sayings that make being unavailable anything but boring! 🎉📱✨

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Posted onFeb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

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