Funny unavailable quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies, I am currently booked solid avoiding responsibilities as the horrors of reality keep knocking on my door like unwanted salespeople 🚪👻 #NotTodayReality #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

  Commentary:
  Looks like trying to find that elusive movie on your 13 streaming services is the real plot twist of the night 🎬💸 Who needs a scavenger hunt when you can just pay $2.99 for a movie marathon entertainment? 🍿😂

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