61 Funny understanding quotes

• I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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  5 hours ago

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• As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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  6 hours ago

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• That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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  9 hours ago

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• Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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  1 day ago

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• I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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  1 day ago

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• The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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  1 day ago

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• Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

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  1 week ago

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• People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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  1 week ago

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• I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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  1 week ago

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• After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

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  2 weeks ago

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