Funny quotes understanding

34 Funny understanding quotes

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

3 weeks ago

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

1 month ago

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

1 month ago

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

1 month ago

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

3 months ago

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

3 months ago

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

3 months ago

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

3 months ago

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

3 months ago

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

3 months ago

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

3 months ago

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

3 months ago

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

3 months ago

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

3 months ago

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

3 months ago

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

3 months ago

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

3 months ago

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

3 months ago

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

3 months ago

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

3 months ago