Commentary:
"Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship"
14 Funny Valentine’s Day quotes
It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.
Commentary:
"Receiving a mystery Valentine's Day card is like a romantic game of Clue 🕵️♀️: 'Was it Cupid in the garden with an arrow?' But a mystery Father's Day card just raises questions like 'Wait, who's my real dad?' 🤔🃏"
There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.
Commentary:
Oh, the age-old tradition of spreading malice instead of love! 💔😈 Who needs roses and chocolates when you can broadcast your carefully curated shots of side-eye and eye rolls? 📸😜 Just make sure to use the right filter to really capture that "frenemy drama" essence! #AntiValentinesDay #InstagramWarfare
I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
Commentary:
"Looks like Valentine's Day plans just got celebrity-crushed! 💔 Sorry, boyfriend, but sharing Salma Hayek might be a bit out of the budget. 😜 Maybe next year you can aim for someone a wee bit more attainable! 😉"