348 Funny want quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

  Commentary:
  Well, we all have our unique gift preferences, right? 💐🔮 Who needs roses when you can summon ancient spirits instead? 🌚 Next time you're shopping for a gift, remember: it's all fun and games until the mummy wakes up! 😂🌹 #AncientCurseGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless pursuit of driving that one handsome man mad with love and exasperation! 😜💕 May we all achieve such unyielding dedication and consistency in our endeavors! #RelationshipGoals #ForeverAnnoying

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

  Commentary:
  "Jackie Chan's idea of avoiding trouble was definitely a unique approach 😂🦵 Better stay on his good side or you might end up needing a leg up! 🕺💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's laying down the law with some 'Golden Rule' vibes! 😂 Watch out, folks – pick your battles wisely, or you might just end up on the receiving end of karma! 🤷‍♂️ #TreatOthersAsYouWantToBeTreated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the mysteries of human desire! 🙈 Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity… 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that having fun could be so awkward? 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! 🙅‍♂️🦠😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

  Commentary:
  "Of course! Watching movies counts as professional development, right? 🎥💼 After all, who wouldn't want to further their 'cinematic expertise' in the name of work-life balance? 🤓 #MovieBuffBenefits"

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