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308 Funny want quotes

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

3 months ago

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

3 months ago

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

3 months ago

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

3 months ago

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

3 months ago

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

3 months ago

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

3 months ago

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

3 months ago