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549 Funny want quotes

Funny want quotes capture those moments when your desires are a little… over the top! 😆💭 Whether it’s wanting a lifetime supply of pizza, the perfect nap, or just one more day off, these quotes remind us that we all have *wants* — but some are definitely more hilarious than others. 🍕😴💸

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Blink if you want me!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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