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Desperate times call for desperate spammers! From royal riches to real-world job offers—what's next, an email saying I won a year of free parking? 🚗📧😂
556 Funny want quotes
One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.
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😂 Oh man, adulting would be way easier if "I'll check with my mom" was still part of the playbook! 🚫🙅♂️
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.
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That little girl knew what was up! #LifeGoals 😂🛌☕
Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.
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Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face
Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.
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Once this broccoli becomes a lawyer, there are no excuses left! 🌿📚💼
I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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I suspect it's just coffee with a hint of magic potion! ☕✨🏃♂️
About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.
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Attempting to outrun poor personality traits one stride at a time 🏃♀️💨 or maybe just sprinting to the fridge instead 😂🍕
I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.
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Cue the laugh track and bring back the jingles! Because nothing says nostalgia like a sing-along before the shenanigans start! 🎶😂📺
For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.
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Alexa's cousin: the ultimate selective hearing expert! 🤐👂😂
People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.
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Finally, a perk of being short: fewer surprise face hugs from our eight-legged friends! 🕷️🤦♂️🙅♀️