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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.
If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?
I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.
They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.
Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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5 months ago
Share →: I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice just to let it float away like a leaf in the wind 🍃 Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you've got your own mind, am I right? 😂 It's like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with a real-life twist! 🤔💁‍♂️ #RebelWithACause"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Commentary:
Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! 🎅🧝‍♂️ Let's just hope Santa doesn't have CCTV footage of that incident. 📹😂 Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤭🎁
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'reverse psychology' technique at its finest! It's like saying, 'I don't need your attention… but if you were to give it, that would be totally fine too.' 😉 Don't mind me, just casually walking away while secretly hoping you'll chase after me. 🚶‍♂️💨"
5 months ago
Share →: I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle of balancing romantic feelings with feminist ideals! 🤷‍♀️ Who knew that a crush could cause such an existential crisis? 💔 #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Commentary:
"Feeling young is all fun and games until you give up caffeine and Ibuprofen! 🚫☕️💊 Just wait for that reality check to hit you like a ton of bricks…and possibly some back pain. 😅 #AgingGracefully"
5 months ago
Share →: “You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic compliment that's actually an insult. 🙄 'You look tired!' is just code for 'Wow, you look like a zombie apocalypse survivor!' 😂💀 And honestly, who wouldn't want to rethink their existence after hearing those words?"
5 months ago
Share →: I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Commentary:
"Seeking a girlfriend so fiery 🔥 that the mere sight of us together ignites laughter 😂 in passersby… because who needs stand-up comedy clubs when you've got a relationship to rival a sitcom! 🎭 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally got rid of the curse and is ready to mingle! 🧙‍♀️💫 Who needs a spell book when you've got good company, am I right? Let's hang out and spread some magic together! 🎉✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Commentary:
"Looks like the single life is here to stay! Who needs a significant other when you have Netflix and snacks, amirite? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #ForeverAlone"
5 months ago
Share →: Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Commentary:
"Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them… and witness the transformation from friendly neighbor to ruthless tycoon 👀💵🏠 #MonopolyRevealsAll"