348 Funny want quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

  Commentary:
  "Because who wouldn't want to be irresistible, crispy, and always in high demand like a hot little French fry 🍟? Just remember, you're not just any fry, you're the extra crispy, perfectly seasoned one in the bunch – fries before guys, am I right? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

  Commentary:
  "Move over romance, because grandma's meatballs are on the menu! 🍝 Who needs love when you've got a secret family recipe that's sure to steal hearts and fill bellies? 😄 Let's just hope they're not in it just for the meatballs…or are they? 🤔 #GrandmasMeatballMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of a toddler… 🧒💭 Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 😂🙌 #ToddlerWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the wisdom of the reluctant learner! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs personal growth when you can stay comfortably clueless, am I right? 🤣 Ignorance is bliss after all! But hey, at least they've got their priorities in order… right? 🤔😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

  Commentary:
  "Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They'll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don't count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Cupid's arrow when you have podcasts as the ultimate love deterrent? 💔😅 Tune in to their episodes and kiss that crush goodbye faster than you can say 'episode binge-watching!' 🎧😏 #LoveLessons #PodcastPower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of every Monday-hater out there! 🗑️💼 Who wouldn't want to cruise around town, collecting rubbish for just a day and then kicking back for the rest of the week? 🚚🌟 Just imagine the possibilities… Trash talk on Monday, then chill the rest of the week! ♻️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

  Commentary:
  🍋🤣 "When life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade – be the lemon! 🍋😄 Show the world that you're zesty, tangy, and ready to add a little zest to their day. Who knew being a lemon could be so empowering? 😉🍋 #SourPower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a high school reunion when you've already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro? 🤷‍♂️ Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 😆 #SkipTheDrama"

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