347 Funny want quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

  Commentary:
  "Who can resist the urge to gobble down those adorable little nuggets of joy on four legs? 🐶🍗 Just make sure to ask for a side of belly rubs and extra wagging tails to go with it!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

  Commentary:
  Are you tired of waving goodbye to ordinary "food" and ready to greet the fancy "cuisine"? 🍴✨ Let your taste buds embark on a culinary adventure and bid adieu to food comas! 🎩🍽️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Who doesn't want to livarrhea, right? 💩😂 Say goodbye to the runs and hello to the funs! 💃 #livelaughpoop"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting! 🙌 Oh wait, kids? The ultimate buzzkill. 😂 It's all fun and games until you remember the little ones who rely on you for *everything*. 🤷‍♂️ Back to being responsible, I guess! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic midlife crisis conundrum: gym membership and protein shakes vs. Snickers for breakfast in bed 🍫💪 Talk about tough life choices! Looks like the Snickers won the battle this time. Who needs abs when you've got chocolate, right? 🤷‍♂️ #MidlifeCrisisGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, if you start with, 'It's crazy to think…' you're basically getting a free pass to unleash your inner conspiracy theorist 🤪👽 So go on, let your imagination run wild and blame the aliens or the government for everything! Just don't forget your tinfoil hat 😜🛸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

  Commentary:
  Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷‍♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy"

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