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"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! π
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- I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
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- Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.
- Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?
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Ah, the classic perfect spotβhome sweet fortress of solitude! π‘π ββοΈ Nothing beats the joy of dodging social interactions like a ninja of alone-time. Stay cozy, my friendβyour personal bubble is the best vacation! ππ -
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Imagine logging in and instead of the usual "Access Denied," it cheerfully nods and says, "Close Enough." πππ₯οΈ Thatβs the digital equivalent of giving up and saying, "Yeah, close enough, let's call it a day." Sometimes, our online lives need a little more leniency! -
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Ah, the classic Netflix paradoxβit's like having a gourmet buffet with no pizza in sight! πΏπ¬ Maybe next time, we'll get that missing piece of your perfect binge. Until then, happy scrolling! ππ± -
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Well, talk about starting a conversation with a bang π₯π₯! It seems like this mother-in-law's decision caught everyone off guard β talk about dropping a hot tea bombshell! π Let's just hope the temperature isn't cranked up too high for this family get-together! π«π§₯ #TeaTimeTales -
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"Ah, the classic case of pre-midweek burnout setting in early! π π Who needs a time machine just to fast forward to the weekend? β©πββοΈ Hang in there, you're doing great! πͺπ" -
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"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! ππ°π Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! π€·ββοΈπ½οΈ #SorryNotSorry" -
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"Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! πͺπ Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? π #HolyGains" -
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"Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. π΅οΈββοΈπ Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! β€οΈπΊ #RelationshipGoals"
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- Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.
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- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
- Hit my coworker with βyouβre a lucky manβ after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.
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