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Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠
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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.
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Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.
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Oops, I've gone rogue! Someone alert the authorities! 🚨😜🕵️♀️
Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?
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Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. 😂🍿📶
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.
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Job hunting: the ultimate game of hide and seek where you're the seeker in denial 🤦♂️🔍💼
Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.
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Procrastination level: expert! 😂✏️🗑️
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
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Work-life balance is just a fancy way of saying I'm confused about where I want to nap! 🛋️💤💼
But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?
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Hmm, sounds like someone's ideal partner is a bag of chips and a Netflix binge 🍟📺🤔
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪