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Procrastination level: expert! 😂✏️🗑️
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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
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Work-life balance is just a fancy way of saying I'm confused about where I want to nap! 🛋️💤💼
But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?
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Hmm, sounds like someone's ideal partner is a bag of chips and a Netflix binge 🍟📺🤔
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪
Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.
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Just imagine he suggests a couch without 37 decorative pillows 🛋️😱📌
I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?
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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨
The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.
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Budget be like: "I'm not a wish granter, I'm a reality slapper!" 💸😂
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.
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"Totally saving money… unless we're spending it on epic weekend adventures! 🌞💸😂"
Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.
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That moment when your couch suddenly has a magnetic pull stronger than any social plans 🤣🛋️📞