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Looks like even the ornaments get a say in their housing situation! 🎄😂🏠
556 Funny want quotes
All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.
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Going back to 1986's mall? Count me in! I've got neon leg warmers ready and a Walkman full of mix tapes! 🎧🕺✨
Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.
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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.
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Who knew Frank was such a buzzkill? Let's be William with extra zest! 😄🤔🤪
Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?
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Too bad I left my ceremonial robes at the dry cleaners this week! 😅🔮🕯️
I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.
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When you realize 2006 had it all: low gas prices, flip phones, and no social media chaos. Can we time travel yet? 😂📞⏳
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.
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Proof that babies are the original mic drop artists 🎤👶✨
Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.
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Count me in! I've got a lung capacity like a bagpipe and an appetite to match! 😱🍕😂
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
Commentary:
Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆