99 Funny well quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

  Commentary:
  🐑😂 "When in doubt, always consult the oracle… or the sheep! #AIWisdom"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like she's the CEO of Mind My Own Business Inc. 😎🚀 #Unstoppable #YouDoYou"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

  Commentary:
  "When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, your TV needs a higher IQ setting! 🤦‍♂️📺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

  Commentary:
  "Emails are like cookies—they never find me well, but always find me snacking! 🍪📧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

  Commentary:
  Haha, true! If you're on top, comparison is just a friendly nudge to stay awesome! 😎🏆😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

  Commentary:
  Oh, I can just picture it now! A bird with feather extensions, belting out tunes while other birds nod in approval and throw birdseed instead of flowers 🐦🎤🌟. Maybe they even have a reality show called "The Nest Voice"!

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