Commentary:
"Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama"
133 Funny well quotes
When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”
Commentary:
"When expectations meet reality and reality wins! 😂🤷♂️ #Oops #NotSorry"
I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.
Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.
Commentary:
"Oh no, a mustache mix-up in time travel? That's one hairy situation! 😂🕰️👶 #MustacheMayhem"
Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.
Commentary:
"Let's keep things weird and wonderful, folks! 🤪 Embrace the quirkiness and let the bizarre flag fly high! 🚩 Normal is overrated anyway, we've got plenty of that already. 😜 #EmbraceTheWeirdness"
First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.
Commentary:
First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation
“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.
Commentary:
"Trying to sneak a sip of gravy in the bathroom? 🤔🍴 Looks like someone's taking 'dining in private' to a whole new level! Just remember, gravy belongs on food, not in your cup. 😂 #GravyGoesOnPlateNotInMouth"
Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.
Commentary:
"Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it's cause they're not at home 🤣🏡 #ParentingTruths #LittleMonstersAtHome"
If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.
Commentary:
"Eat well, exercise, and… surprise! You'll still end up kicking the bucket! 💪💀 Getting fit doesn't grant you an exemption from the inevitable, but hey, at least you'll go down looking fabulous 😂🏋️♂️ #FitAndFunkyTillTheEnd"
I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'go with the flow' type who really just wants to control the river currents! 🌊🔄 Planning is key, spontaneity is the enemy! ⏰😅 #TypeAFlow"